Sunday, June 28, 2020

Adventureman #1 by Matt Fraction and the Dodsons

So I have a Matt Fraction story - he appeared at the 2013 Brisbane Writer's festival and I went along to his panel and got some Immortal Iron Fist and The Punisher signed by him.

I remember waiting for the panel to start and the panelists were talking and somehow Philip Jose Farmer's Wold Newton Family  comes up.  I forget exactly if he remembered Phil and not Wold Newton or vice versa but I piped up with the missing piece.

It's not an interesting story and I had completely forgotten about it until I read the text pages at the back of Adventureman.  Fraction mentions that Farmer's Doc Savage: His Apocalyptic Life was a major influence on this story.

Could I have helped inspire Adventureman? He mentions he got the idea in 2008 so no I didn't.

I haven't read a great deal of Fraction's work just the Punisher War Journal and Immortal Iron Fist but in Immortal Iron Fist we get the highly pulp inspired Iron Fist before Danny Rand -  Orson Randall.  Randall is an Iron Fist who uses dual chi pistols.  

The short lived Iron Fist TV series had some awesome footage of Orson Randall and had Danny learn the gun trick in the last episode. (Iron Fist was the Netflix Marvel series that got better in the second season)

So when I read a preview which described Adventureman I was on board.  The plot of a lost Pulp hero and a new sucessor to their title sounded interesting.  

Fraction's stuff was okay and  I like the Dodson's Red One, which has a Russian spy becoming an American superhero.  

Great team, great concept - what more can you want?


Well a great execution obviously.  So how did the execution go?

In effect Adventureman#1 is two comics, literally and figuratively.  Literally as it's a double sized issue and figuratively because there are two stories happening here.

The first story and the first half is a classic "pulp" adventure for Adventureman and his team of assistants facing down an attack by Baron Bizarre and his Nazi Hell pirates.  Adventureman tells his team that it's bad, so bad they all have to drink his super serum (shades of Simon Spectre).  They fight the Baron and his evil team of associates. (which is a great idea)

There are grand fights and aerial adventures that would make Sky Captain happy (in fact I was waiting for him to turn up)

Adventureman is defeated and Baron Bizarre has a gun pointed at his head.  Then we see the text of the last few paragraphs of the pulp novel which ends with:

"It was at long last, time for Adventureman to journey into the greatest unknown.  He closed his eyes."

And we're told The End

Which leads us to the second story where Claire is reading the story to her son Tommy.  I'll talk some more about that shortly but I have agree with Tommy here, What the Butts?  What type of ending is that?  

Now this is a story where we are told that Claire is part of Adventureman's legacy but EVIL wins in this story. Claire is supposed to be in the same world as Adventureman.  But with Adventureman and his team deafeated and likely killed who stops the villians from destroying everything? or taking over the city.

It's a great cliffhanger but we're told that this is the end.  There were no more adventures.  Claire suggests that sometimes things just stop but that wasn't a stop that was meant to be a finale - if they went "come back next month to see if Adventureman excapes" and the publisher went bust I'd say that's ok but that isn't an ending.  

I can't think of too many pulp and pulp-inspired series that end with the death (real or implied) in such a fashion. The Lone Wolf by Mike Barry (Barry N. Malzberg), Adrian Chase The Vigilante series both ended with their deaths (Chase is one of the few comic characters who have not come back from the dead) 

Let's move onto Claire's story.  Claire finishes reading the book, her son Tommy goes off that it's a bad ending.

We discover that Claire wears hearing aids and she settles in for a quiet night reading.  She then mentions that she also turns them off at the noisy  weekly extended Connell family dinner with her father, her son and six sisters.   The sisters all appear to be multiple races which confused me (the back matter explains that Claire is one of seven adopted sisters - but that wasn't clear from the story)

The six sisters are all high achievers leading eventful single lives (at least there is no indication that they have partners or children)  Claire just lives a quiet life running  her mother's bookstore.  There is a hint that she lead a more active life but that appeared to before she had Tommy and is implied before she lost her hearing.

At the store, she finds a mysterious customer when a mysterious woman leaves an Adventureman concordance.  The woman runs out the back and hops into the coolest car I've seen in some time, followed by a man made out of bugs.  The woman has Adventureman's logo on the palm of her glove. 

Claire shows Tommy who says that their house and Hi-Brow make a triangle - uh that's only two points, then he draws an Adventureman logo on the book on three points.

Claire sends Tommy to bed and turns off the lights and heads to bed and swarm of insects cover her house and appear to turn on a spotlight or something.

The endings are a weakness.  There's nothing in Claire's world that suggests that Adventureman really existed before especially with the apocalytic ending to Adventureman's story.  The fact that the Connells are a mixed race family tells me that the Nazis didn't win and create a racial purity law.   So what was Baron Bizzare after?

Yet despite these issues I loved this story and I'm keen to see where issue 2 and beyond lead to.



Saturday, June 13, 2020

Uncharted Timeline

Much like my Tomb Raider timeline, this is intended to put all of the Uncharted franchise into one timeline. This is made much easier in that there is much less material than Tomb Raider has generated and no reboots.

There is a rather comprehensive timeline I found at the Uncharted Wiki but it didn’t have everything and I didn’t necessarily agree with all the dates but it’s a very good and detailed.

I’ll likely do a new version of this once the Uncharted movie starring Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg comes out along with any ancillary material.

Like Tomb Raider I am excluding fan works, but I am making one exception – the Uncharted Live Action Fan Film starring Nathan Fillion as Nathan Drake and Steven Lang as Sully. My timeline, my call.

THE TIMELINE

1988 
Chapter 1 Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End – Nathan, along with his other brother Sam, escape from the orphange.

1990
Chapter 2 & 3 Uncharted 3:Drake’s Deception – Nathan meets Sully

2000 
Chapter 3 Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End – Nathan is working with Sam and Sam is presumed dead.

2004 



Uncharted (Comic)

2005
Uncharted: Golden Abyss (game).



“Through Panama by Elena Fisher” (Youtube Video)

2006
Uncharted: Drake’s Trail (game)



Uncharted: The Eye of Indra (Motion comic)



Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune (Motion Comic)

Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune (Game)

2008


Uncharted: Fortune Favors the Bold (Commercial)

Uncharted 2: Among Thieves (Game)



Uncharted: Breaking and Entering (Youtube Video)
(Technically the proper name is Uncharted Live Action Fan Film but the shooting title was Breaking and Entering, I decided to run with that.)

2009
Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception (Game)

Uncharted: The Fourth Labyrinth (novel)

Uncharted: Fight for Fortune (Game)

2012


Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End (Game)

Uncharted: Fortune Hunter (Game)

2016
Uncharted: The Lost Legacy (Game)


Uncharted Media

Playstation Games
Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune (2007)



Uncharted 2: Among Thieves (2009)

Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception (2011)

Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End (2013)

Uncharted: The Lost Legacy (2017) PlayStation Game

Nathan Drake also appears in Playstation All Stars Battle Royale (2012) but this games does not appear to fit Uncharted contiunity.


Playstation Vita Games
Uncharted: Golden Abyss (2012)

Uncharted: Fight for Fortune (2012)

Online Game
Uncharted: Drake’s Trail (2007)

Mobile Game 


Uncharted: Fortune Hunter (2016)

Motion Comics
Uncharted: The Eye of Indra (2009)

Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune (2007)

Commercials
Uncharted: Fortune Favors the Bold (Toyota Commercial)

Comic Book
Uncharted (2011)

Novel


Uncharted: The Fourth Labyrinth (2011)

Youtube Videos
“Through Panama by Elena Fisher” (2007)



Uncharted Live Action Fan Film (2018)

Wednesday, June 3, 2020

Guardians of the Tomb (2018) starring Kelsey Grammer, Kellan Lutz, Shane Jacobson, Bingbig Li

This Chinese/Australian co-productions is also known as The Nest, Tomb of the Mummy and 7 Guardians of the Tomb. My copy is Guardians of the Tomb so I'm going to run with that.



I saw the trailer for this a couple of years back and thought that looks like a fun romp.

I kept an eye out for it but never found it.  Then I tune into FBI:Most Wanted and see Kellan Lutz and remembered he was in this.  So I bit the bullet and bought a copy.

The beginning is a little middled with flashbacks and references that don't quite make sense but most thing things were explained/resolved by the end of the film.

The movie opens with a shadow puppet story of a Chinese delegation meeting with Australian Aborgines.

Then we jump to the present day when two researchers discover a tunnel in China. They had been sent on the mission by Mason (Grammer),, a wealthy industrialist. 

Mason then seeks out Jai (Li) who is the sister of one of the researchers.  We dscover that there is history with Mason and the researchers are now missing. The pair set out to the last known location where they meet the rest of the team including Jack Ridley (Lutz) and Gary (Shane Jacobson). Ridley is a first responder with a tragic history that he won't talk about.

The team heads towards the GPS signal from the missing team but have to take cover from a sandstorm in a deserted house.  All the occupants are dead except for a teenage girl and a heap of spiders.  The team heads into the basement which is an access point to the tunnels.

The team loses members to spider bites, one of whom takes a swan dive into a lava pool covered in spiders. 

We discover that the spiders are funnel web spiders that had been imported to China by the delegation at the start of the movie at the behest of the Emperor.  These spiders had been bred to be more aggressive and poisonous - because that's what you do for poisonous spiders - to have them produce a enzyme that prolongs the life of the Emperor. 

The spider's eventually escaped and killed the Emperor in his tomb which is in the tunnels that the expedition is in now.

This is a solid B movie, with no real surprises.  Mason is the bad guy (because the wealthy industrialist is always the villian) .  Ridley reveals his tragic backstory to bolster the troops when all seems lost. 


In enjoyed the hell out of this movie it really put me in mind of Congo (another movie/novel I'll have to revisit soon) with a lashing of Arachnaphobia and a pinch of Indiana Jones/The Mummy. 

For me Shane Jacobson's Gary stole the movie with his Aussie attiude and comebacks "these are 2017 spiders they follow each other on instagram"  were a highlight,  I don't know if his lines were scripted or if he improvised them but he stole every scene.

If there was one downside it was the last few seconds -  it seemed like they tried introduce a twist/sequel hook in that wasn't needed and really just raised more questions and detracted from the movie.

Overall, I'd say watch this.